Me: ICANGOTOWORKDRESSEDLIKEAPIRATEFORTALKLIKEAPIRATEDAY!!!!! SQUEE!!!!!Apparently, the line between "pirate costume" and "everyday clothes" is not particularly clear in my case.
Also Me: Oh shit, no I can't. Even if I had Dad overnight myJackJake Sparrow costume, it still wouldn't get here in time.
Me Again: Wait, I do have a couple of eye patches. And bandanas. And a Jolly-Roger-esque eyepatch-skull-and-crossed-swords shirt. And a skull necklace. And earrings. And tattoos. Just like everyone does.
Monday, September 19, 2011
This may be half-assed, but at least it's still in time for Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Conversation I had with myself on Saturday:
Labels:
phoning it in,
you can't make this shit up
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